Do you have some business to attend to here? Get on with it, then. What are you looking at? There's nothing to see here. Click something. Type something. Send me gifts. And keep off the grass, it's just been re-seeded.

This can't be the empty Zen box because it isn't empty. It isn't empty because it must be used to explain the features and function of the empty Zen box. The features of the empty Zen box include, but are not limited to: emptiness and nothing special. The function of the empty Zen box is for you to determine on your own. It wouldn't make any sense whatsoever to tell you what the function of the empty Zen box is for me because it's going to be something totally different for you, which is the point. Then again, it may be functional to you in the same way it is to me, but we probably shouldn't discuss that just yet or the conversation could ruin the whole thing. Now, please ponder the empty Zen box and discover... what? That's for you to know...

The empty Zen box, that is. Or is it bigger than it actually appears? What did you see in there? What did you hear? Smell? Taste? Feel? Are you relaxed now?

I am improving this attraction for your future enjoyment.